The Pantheon Penthouse

7:25 pm August 16th, 2008

Well I’ve done it again. I’ve moved. I must be a masochist because I went from first floor to 4th floor.

Here’s a picture of our living room. Notice the glory that is a faux rustic fireplace. Complete with all the expensive gas bills to make you feel as helpless to the power of the man as possible.

Not only will my city provided flatulence utility company enjoy sending me bills, I will also be able to melt a fancy HDTV as well. I think Best Buy and the Gas company send kick backs to whomever thought that was the BEST IDEA EVAR. There’s also something which I call a “fart sniffer deck” looking out towards the neighborhood. This includes a beautiful semi-rust(ic)ed black painted metal guard to ensure that your tequila nights don’t end with a statistic and a news story. Also included is about 4′x8′ of chemically treated wood to keep bird shit from suddenly saying hello to your downstairs neighbors. I feel officially middle-class now.

Moving on we will see the kitchen. This is a normal kitchen but there are a few things worth mentioning.

Included in this kitchen is a beautifully stunning nook for meals in a trapezoid. There’s something aristocratic about dining in a polygon. Next, we’ll see the kitchen with your standard STAINLESS STEEL SINK, OH EM GEE!!!1!1one!!1one!!!11! Dude must be worth some bank for some steel which turns bleach water green. Perpendicular to the sink is the golden ticket. That right there allows my wife to get a part-time job. She tried to retire on me with all this free time she thinks that she will have, but all I had to do was point out that there’s more floor space to sweep and she felt like a contributing member to society again. I was worried that she’d become one of those wives which sits on her ass and watches the L word, learning snarky lesbian man-hating come backs for when I tell her to make me a god damn motherfucking pie. She is pregnant, doesn’t she know she has to work twice as hard now to please me now that she’s gaining weight? My life is so good.

For your information, I would never be caught in an apron. I mean, there are some dudes who get hogs wearing their domestic servants’ clothing. I for one feel that if I am going to wear something my slave sports while tending to me hand-and-foot, that it would be under the strictly enforced rule that there be some fluid exchange from me to her.  Before and after.

why aren't you barefoot bitch?!Moving on we go to the trinity of sleeping quarters. On the way to the place where infidelity and drug use happen, we notice the hallway. In this hallway we’ll notice my wife, wearing something on her feet while she expresses her feelings of universal usefulness in gay song.  Also worth mentioning is an Olympic certified bowling alley. I’ll now be able to take my perfect 300 from Wii Bowling into the real world. I’m so blessed.

I could tell you my tricks, but then I’d just tell you some bullshit about how you need to align your dude to be 2/3 of the way towards the first tick on the lane to your right from the center. Then I just might tell some more lies that you that you need to release the ball at the last possible second in order for it to shoot as straight as possible. But I’d never give you a straight answer, I am superior and I digress.

I’m starting to lose my steam here, so in condensed form are the 2 bedrooms which I want no part in, other than to use as castigation implements.

There’s a bathroom along the way which is a regular type which you would typically use for your monolithic beer shits. Here’s some pics to bust a nut over.

Now we come to the master fornication facility. When I come home from work I order my cum receptacle to give the children their nightly dose of methyl trichloride to go sleep.  I then order her to  enter this part of my sheet rock den for her nightly prayer.

You’ll see the little child-sized torture chamber that we use whenever we feel the inconvenience of parenting. However, the most important feature here is the purple blanket of passion, made for us by a Korean sweat shop back in the 90s. I bet they’re all looking for husbands by now. I should go back and see what brothel they’re employed by and perhaps buy their dowry out. After I ship them over I’ll make them cook and clean, and force my wife to walk up and down the 4 flights of stairs multiple times daily to keep the cheese away. The added bonus is not only will my wife be in top form, but so will my harem of illegal teenage aliens! I could write a self-help book for the morbidly obese. I think I might. After I save up the legal fees to pay McDonalds to stop suing me for taking their customers away.

Now for the Le Royal du Fromage - The Master Bathroom™

This shower has it all man. Glass doors so I can be lecherous and stare at dirty sluts all day. It has a big rain shower head so I can feel as if I’m in a thunderstorm running away from a microburst of doom. Finally, it has these 3 jets specifically designed to wash my knee pits, ass crack, and upper back. This has thousands of hours of engineering put into it by people who know that if you spray water at 100mph into your ass crack, that the only way in which you freak out in gay pride, is to also spray water on the breeder pressure points on the knee pit and upper back as well, genius!

Welp, that’s all that I have for now. I have about 800 sq ft of property left to shuffle from the old pad to the new place. After I’m done healing from my future body cast experience, we’ll be having a house warming party to properly ruin relations with the downstairs neighbors as fast as possible! Joy!

Use your Sprint Instinct as a modem in Ubuntu (Hardy) with USB

11:12 pm August 1st, 2008

Edit: For typo, USBDialup is now Instinct. This isn’t a beginners guide so you need to install ppp and such on your own.

I was going through a lot of craziness setting up my Sprint Instinct to use as a modem, but I figured it out tonight.

First, make sure your phone is in Modem mode.  I do that you need to go to the Dialer portion of your phone and dial ##USB# (##872#) and it will change to Default USB: MDM.  If it says Default USB: MSC then you’re in flash card mode and you’ll mount the flash drive and have no modem access.

You may need to power cycle your phone.  I didn’t test it otherwise, leave comments with what you find out.

If you type dmesg you’ll see mention of device ttyACM0, this is your modem device.  The rest is setting it up.

[10502.038262] usb 1-1: new full speed USB device using uhci_hcd and address 21
[10502.201491] usb 1-1: configuration #1 chosen from 1 choice
[10502.251216] cdc_acm 1-1:1.0: ttyACM0: USB ACM device

Connecting your Sprint Instinct is much like connecting your Treo 650 Palm device.

/etc/chatscripts/Instinct:
TIMEOUT 5
ABORT '\nBUSY\r'
ABORT '\nERROR\r'
ABORT '\nNO ANSWER\r'
ABORT '\nNO CARRIER\r'
ABORT '\nNO DIALTONE\r'
ABORT '\nRINGING\r\n\rRINGING\r'
'' \rATZ
TIMEOUT 12
OK ATD#777
TIMEOUT 22
CONNECT ""

/etc/ppp/peers/Instinct:
noauth
connect "/usr/sbin/chat -v -f /etc/chatscripts/Instinct"
defaultroute
usepeerdns
/dev/ttyACM0
115200
local
novj

To connect:

sudo pon Instinct

To disconnect:

sudo poff Instinct

That’s it.  Do a ifconfig ppp0 and you’ll see your IP and be able to surf the web. If you want make gnome buttons to turn it on or off then make sure you run the application in a terminal and you’ll be fine.

Gold and Economic Freedom

12:10 pm June 13th, 2008

I got this article from http://www.321gold.com/fed/greenspan/1966.html and I would like to share it with you.

by Alan Greenspan
[written in 1966]

This article originally appeared in a newsletter: The Objectivist published in 1966 and was reprinted in Ayn Rand’s Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal

Buy the book - clickAn almost hysterical antagonism toward the gold standard is one issue which unites statists of all persuasions. They seem to sense - perhaps more clearly and subtly than many consistent defenders of laissez-faire - that gold and economic freedom are inseparable, that the gold standard is an instrument of laissez-faire and that each implies and requires the other.

In order to understand the source of their antagonism, it is necessary first to understand the specific role of gold in a free society.

Money is the common denominator of all economic transactions. It is that commodity which serves as a medium of exchange, is universally acceptable to all participants in an exchange economy as payment for their goods or services, and can, therefore, be used as a standard of market value and as a store of value, i.e., as a means of saving.

The existence of such a commodity is a precondition of a division of labor economy. If men did not have some commodity of objective value which was generally acceptable as money, they would have to resort to primitive barter or be forced to live on self-sufficient farms and forgo the inestimable advantages of specialization. If men had no means to store value, i.e., to save, neither long-range planning nor exchange would be possible.

What medium of exchange will be acceptable to all participants in an economy is not determined arbitrarily. First, the medium of exchange should be durable. In a primitive society of meager wealth, wheat might be sufficiently durable to serve as a medium, since all exchanges would occur only during and immediately after the harvest, leaving no value-surplus to store. But where store-of-value considerations are important, as they are in richer, more civilized societies, the medium of exchange must be a durable commodity, usually a metal. A metal is generally chosen because it is homogeneous and divisible: every unit is the same as every other and it can be blended or formed in any quantity. Precious jewels, for example, are neither homogeneous nor divisible. More important, the commodity chosen as a medium must be a luxury. Human desires for luxuries are unlimited and, therefore, luxury goods are always in demand and will always be acceptable. Wheat is a luxury in underfed civilizations, but not in a prosperous society. Cigarettes ordinarily would not serve as money, but they did in post-World War II Europe where they were considered a luxury. The term “luxury good” implies scarcity and high unit value. Having a high unit value, such a good is easily portable; for instance, an ounce of gold is worth a half-ton of pig iron.

In the early stages of a developing money economy, several media of exchange might be used, since a wide variety of commodities would fulfill the foregoing conditions. However, one of the commodities will gradually displace all others, by being more widely acceptable. Preferences on what to hold as a store of value, will shift to the most widely acceptable commodity, which, in turn, will make it still more acceptable. The shift is progressive until that commodity becomes the sole medium of exchange. The use of a single medium is highly advantageous for the same reasons that a money economy is superior to a barter economy: it makes exchanges possible on an incalculably wider scale.

Whether the single medium is gold, silver, seashells, cattle, or tobacco is optional, depending on the context and development of a given economy. In fact, all have been employed, at various times, as media of exchange. Even in the present century, two major commodities, gold and silver, have been used as international media of exchange, with gold becoming the predominant one. Gold, having both artistic and functional uses and being relatively scarce, has significant advantages over all other media of exchange. Since the beginning of World War I, it has been virtually the sole international standard of exchange. If all goods and services were to be paid for in gold, large payments would be difficult to execute and this would tend to limit the extent of a society’s divisions of labor and specialization. Thus a logical extension of the creation of a medium of exchange is the development of a banking system and credit instruments (bank notes and deposits) which act as a substitute for, but are convertible into, gold.

A free banking system based on gold is able to extend credit and thus to create bank notes (currency) and deposits, according to the production requirements of the economy. Individual owners of gold are induced, by payments of interest, to deposit their gold in a bank (against which they can draw checks). But since it is rarely the case that all depositors want to withdraw all their gold at the same time, the banker need keep only a fraction of his total deposits in gold as reserves. This enables the banker to loan out more than the amount of his gold deposits (which means that he holds claims to gold rather than gold as security of his deposits). But the amount of loans which he can afford to make is not arbitrary: he has to gauge it in relation to his reserves and to the status of his investments.

When banks loan money to finance productive and profitable endeavors, the loans are paid off rapidly and bank credit continues to be generally available. But when the business ventures financed by bank credit are less profitable and slow to pay off, bankers soon find that their loans outstanding are excessive relative to their gold reserves, and they begin to curtail new lending, usually by charging higher interest rates. This tends to restrict the financing of new ventures and requires the existing borrowers to improve their profitability before they can obtain credit for further expansion. Thus, under the gold standard, a free banking system stands as the protector of an economy’s stability and balanced growth. When gold is accepted as the medium of exchange by most or all nations, an unhampered free international gold standard serves to foster a world-wide division of labor and the broadest international trade. Even though the units of exchange (the dollar, the pound, the franc, etc.) differ from country to country, when all are defined in terms of gold the economies of the different countries act as one-so long as there are no restraints on trade or on the movement of capital. Credit, interest rates, and prices tend to follow similar patterns in all countries. For example, if banks in one country extend credit too liberally, interest rates in that country will tend to fall, inducing depositors to shift their gold to higher-interest paying banks in other countries. This will immediately cause a shortage of bank reserves in the “easy money” country, inducing tighter credit standards and a return to competitively higher interest rates again.

A fully free banking system and fully consistent gold standard have not as yet been achieved. But prior to World War I, the banking system in the United States (and in most of the world) was based on gold and even though governments intervened occasionally, banking was more free than controlled. Periodically, as a result of overly rapid credit expansion, banks became loaned up to the limit of their gold reserves, interest rates rose sharply, new credit was cut off, and the economy went into a sharp, but short-lived recession. (Compared with the depressions of 1920 and 1932, the pre-World War I business declines were mild indeed.) It was limited gold reserves that stopped the unbalanced expansions of business activity, before they could develop into the post-World Was I type of disaster. The readjustment periods were short and the economies quickly reestablished a sound basis to resume expansion.

But the process of cure was misdiagnosed as the disease: if shortage of bank reserves was causing a business decline-argued economic interventionists-why not find a way of supplying increased reserves to the banks so they never need be short! If banks can continue to loan money indefinitely-it was claimed-there need never be any slumps in business. And so the Federal Reserve System was organized in 1913. It consisted of twelve regional Federal Reserve banks nominally owned by private bankers, but in fact government sponsored, controlled, and supported. Credit extended by these banks is in practice (though not legally) backed by the taxing power of the federal government. Technically, we remained on the gold standard; individuals were still free to own gold, and gold continued to be used as bank reserves. But now, in addition to gold, credit extended by the Federal Reserve banks (”paper reserves”) could serve as legal tender to pay depositors.

When business in the United States underwent a mild contraction in 1927, the Federal Reserve created more paper reserves in the hope of forestalling any possible bank reserve shortage. More disastrous, however, was the Federal Reserve’s attempt to assist Great Britain who had been losing gold to us because the Bank of England refused to allow interest rates to rise when market forces dictated (it was politically unpalatable). The reasoning of the authorities involved was as follows: if the Federal Reserve pumped excessive paper reserves into American banks, interest rates in the United States would fall to a level comparable with those in Great Britain; this would act to stop Britain’s gold loss and avoid the political embarrassment of having to raise interest rates. The “Fed” succeeded; it stopped the gold loss, but it nearly destroyed the economies of the world, in the process. The excess credit which the Fed pumped into the economy spilled over into the stock market-triggering a fantastic speculative boom. Belatedly, Federal Reserve officials attempted to sop up the excess reserves and finally succeeded in braking the boom. But it was too late: by 1929 the speculative imbalances had become so overwhelming that the attempt precipitated a sharp retrenching and a consequent demoralizing of business confidence. As a result, the American economy collapsed. Great Britain fared even worse, and rather than absorb the full consequences of her previous folly, she abandoned the gold standard completely in 1931, tearing asunder what remained of the fabric of confidence and inducing a world-wide series of bank failures. The world economies plunged into the Great Depression of the 1930’s.

With a logic reminiscent of a generation earlier, statists argued that the gold standard was largely to blame for the credit debacle which led to the Great Depression. If the gold standard had not existed, they argued, Britain’s abandonment of gold payments in 1931 would not have caused the failure of banks all over the world. (The irony was that since 1913, we had been, not on a gold standard, but on what may be termed “a mixed gold standard”; yet it is gold that took the blame.) But the opposition to the gold standard in any form-from a growing number of welfare-state advocates-was prompted by a much subtler insight: the realization that the gold standard is incompatible with chronic deficit spending (the hallmark of the welfare state). Stripped of its academic jargon, the welfare state is nothing more than a mechanism by which governments confiscate the wealth of the productive members of a society to support a wide variety of welfare schemes. A substantial part of the confiscation is effected by taxation. But the welfare statists were quick to recognize that if they wished to retain political power, the amount of taxation had to be limited and they had to resort to programs of massive deficit spending, i.e., they had to borrow money, by issuing government bonds, to finance welfare expenditures on a large scale.

Under a gold standard, the amount of credit that an economy can support is determined by the economy’s tangible assets, since every credit instrument is ultimately a claim on some tangible asset. But government bonds are not backed by tangible wealth, only by the government’s promise to pay out of future tax revenues, and cannot easily be absorbed by the financial markets. A large volume of new government bonds can be sold to the public only at progressively higher interest rates. Thus, government deficit spending under a gold standard is severely limited. The abandonment of the gold standard made it possible for the welfare statists to use the banking system as a means to an unlimited expansion of credit. They have created paper reserves in the form of government bonds which-through a complex series of steps-the banks accept in place of tangible assets and treat as if they were an actual deposit, i.e., as the equivalent of what was formerly a deposit of gold. The holder of a government bond or of a bank deposit created by paper reserves believes that he has a valid claim on a real asset. But the fact is that there are now more claims outstanding than real assets. The law of supply and demand is not to be conned. As the supply of money (of claims) increases relative to the supply of tangible assets in the economy, prices must eventually rise. Thus the earnings saved by the productive members of the society lose value in terms of goods. When the economy’s books are finally balanced, one finds that this loss in value represents the goods purchased by the government for welfare or other purposes with the money proceeds of the government bonds financed by bank credit expansion.

In the absence of the gold standard, there is no way to protect savings from confiscation through inflation. There is no safe store of value. If there were, the government would have to make its holding illegal, as was done in the case of gold. If everyone decided, for example, to convert all his bank deposits to silver or copper or any other good, and thereafter declined to accept checks as payment for goods, bank deposits would lose their purchasing power and government-created bank credit would be worthless as a claim on goods. The financial policy of the welfare state requires that there be no way for the owners of wealth to protect themselves.

This is the shabby secret of the welfare statists’ tirades against gold. Deficit spending is simply a scheme for the confiscation of wealth. Gold stands in the way of this insidious process. It stands as a protector of property rights. If one grasps this, one has no difficulty in understanding the statists’ antagonism toward the gold standard.

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Alan Greenspan
[written in 1966]

This article originally appeared in a newsletter called The Objectivist published in 1966 and was reprinted in Ayn Rand’s Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal
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I’d like to dedicate this to the paranoid post-cold-war ideas that taught my generation to trust absolutely no one.

10:41 am May 29th, 2008

Maybe next time you’ll think twice about objectifying subjective truths. You can’t measure humanity in numbers, only results of actions.  I’m 35% uncertain in this.

Fuck off you fucking fucks

McCain’s on the Epic Fail Train.

11:03 am May 19th, 2008

McCain Rides the Fail Train

Simplifying American Economics

12:17 pm May 15th, 2008

Global economics are both complicated, obfuscated and convoluted. It has become hard to understand why countries and companies continue to gain from these complicated alliances. Well I have a simple way of explaining this. It all boils down to the lowest common denominator: the USA. And with these inspirational words I shall continue:

We Stand As One.

That little sentence is supposed to inspire unity of the American people. Allow us to appreciate the sacrifices our fore-fathers made in efforts to make you have the choice between a2m or golden showers. As much as I enjoy those things when babysitting children, I understood the message quite differently. You see not only does it imply the message of unity to the optimist, it also implies some American centric bigotry to the realist; We are the only one worth pay attention to.

I’m losing my interest in being more descriptive, but I offer this perception: We have designed the world economy to supply for us. Ponder those implications and discuss in comments.

US Soldier Speaks Out Against War and 9/11

10:22 am May 10th, 2008

Root Password Generation

11:02 am April 8th, 2008

Creating and maintaining root passwords across a large number of servers is not something to take for granted. In networks there are often hundreds of servers to maintain. A good Sysadmin knows that for maximum security each and every server needs to have a unique root password. The practicality for this is not in your favor unless you use some human maintainable pattern for your passwords which will defeat the purpose of having these unique passwords in the first place.

Imagine if instead of having to remember unique passwords you need only remember a keyword that you can say in a public arena. Are you interested? Please continue…


$ ./password.sh petabitblog 172.21.0.4
;V5Q.L;6


$ ./password.sh petabitblog 172.21.0.5
aE>E2P)_

Please notice how when using the keyword “petabitblog” that even if $2 is a string that is almost exactly the same it will generate an entirely unique password.

Usage Statement:


$ ./password.sh
Usage: password.sh
Example: ./password.sh foo 10.0.0.1

Attached at the bottom is the source code and required requisites to have this utility for your usage. Please compile and install it in /usr/local to conform to UNIX filesystem RFC.

Lets go through the script for clarity, shall we.

Lets start with the usage statement, this is arbitrary and can be custom tailored:


#!/bin/bash
if [[ $# -ne 2 ]]
then
echo “Usage: password.sh ”
echo “Example: ./password.sh foo 10.0.0.1″
exit 0
fi

Nothing special there. Now we need to collect random characters somehow that are consistent to reproduce the passwords we’re trying to create. There’s a little utility called sha2 that I use. It will encrypt any text into hex values that can be utilized.


$ echo randomstring | sha2 -512 -q
19d601919fd22382270be2caf94835456fb6dea4c48fdbc6b03dc1777f045e8 \ 0b206954f9af07881884d6b95ea7c123cf688847343151a7bbdba924e55b33ded

Notice that I use sha512 crypt, md5 or any other can be used but I prefer to use less crackable crypts to sate my paranoia.

We can’t really use that string as it stands so what I decided to do was break up the first 16 characters and use their hex value to obtain ASCII characters. Please take a look at the following code snippit:


key=`echo $1$2 | sha2 -512 -q | tr [a-z] [A-Z] | sed -e ’s-.-& -2;s-.-& -5;s-.-& -8;s-.-& -11;s-.-& -14;s-.-& -17;s-.-& -20;s-.-& -23′ | awk ‘{print $1″ “$2″ “$3″ “$4″ “$5″ “$6″ “$7″ “$8}’`

This takes the keyword + IP and pipes it through sha2. Then the characters are turned into uppercase letters and piped through sed to add a space between every other character for a total of 16. Using the keyword “petabitblog” and the IP “172.21.0.5″ we get the following output:


$ echo petabitblog172.31.0.5 | sha2 -512 -q | tr [a-z] [A-Z] | sed -e ’s-.-& -2;s-.-& -5;s-.-& -8;s-.-& -11;s-.-& -14;s-.-& -17;s-.-& -20;s-.-& -23′ | awk ‘{print $1″ “$2″ “$3″ “$4″ “$5″ “$6″ “$7″ “$8}’
8B 14 8A 1E 12 04 6E 4A

Next we need to get the decimal values for each hex digit:


for i in $key
do
string=`(echo ibase=16; echo $i%7E) | bc`

This will ensure that every value is turned into a decimal that is between the valid ASCII values between 0 and 177. There are other ways, but this what I like to do. What we have to work with now are decimal numbers 13, 20, 12, 30, 18, 4, 110, and 74 respectively.

Please realize that the ASCII table includes many characters unsuitable for a password. Any ASCII value below 40 is useless to us unless you can type characters like DLE (data link escape) and HT ’\t’ (horizontal tab) swiftly. I also chose to delete “\” from being used as it ensures easy integration into other scripts that may have tricky special character handling like expect. The next code snippit:


if (( $string <= 40 ))
then
(( string = string + 41 )) # make sure it's a printable character and not a control character
fi
if (( $string == 92 ))
then
(( string = string + 1 )) # make sure it's a printable character and not a control character
fi

Now we need to print the alphanumeric characters of these decimal values. For this the utility awk has a nice trick: %c

char=`echo $string | awk '{printf("%c",$0)}'

Last but not least we need to print the characters out and escape control characters:

echo -ne "$char"

Finally, close the loop and echo a new line:

done
echo
exit 0

There you have it, keep it on a *very* secure machine and you have your root passwords:

$ ./password.sh petabitblog 172.21.0.5
aE>E2P)_

I am giving this to you freely for your use. I only ask that you keep my name in the script and inform me of any significant updates to make the script easier and better to use.

#!/bin/bash
# Generate root passwords based off of crypted values
#
# Author: Paul Pasika
# Date: 04.08.2008
# email paulpas@petabit.net
#
# Paypal any donations to paulpas@petabit.net to keep this going.
#
#
if [[ $# -ne 2 ]]
then
echo “Usage: password.sh ”
echo “Example: ./password.sh foo 10.0.0.1″
exit 0
fi


key=`echo $1$2 | sha2 -512 -q | tr [a-z] [A-Z] | sed -e ’s-.-& -2;s-.-& -5;s-.-& -8;s-.-& -11;s-.-& -14;s-.-& -17;s-.-& -20;s-.-& -23′ | awk ‘{print $1″ “$2″ “$3″ “$4″ “$5″ “$6″ “$7″ “$8}’`


for i in $key
do


string=`(echo ibase=16; echo $i%7E) | bc`
if (( $string <= 40 ))

then
(( string = string + 41 )) # make sure it's a printable character and not a control character

fi
if (( $string == 92 ))
then

(( string = string + 1 )) # make sure it's a printable character and not a control character
fi

#if (( $string == 91 ))
#then
# string="\$string" # make sure it's a printable character and not a control character
#fi

char=`echo $string | awk '{printf("%c",$0)}'`
#/usr/bin/perl -ew "print ,$char\n";
echo -ne "$char"
done
echo

sha2 source

Secure /tmp usage for bash scripting

9:56 am April 8th, 2008

I’ll cut to the chase…

# Secure tmp directory usage.
tmp=${TMPDIR-/tmp}
tmp=$tmp/unf.$RANDOM.$RANDOM.$RANDOM.$$
(umask 077 && mkdir $tmp) || {
echo “Could not create temporary directory! Exiting.” 1>&2
exit 1
}
(umask 077 && mkdir $tmp/mebad) || {
echo “Could not create temporary directory! Exiting.” 1>&2
exit 1
}

Dude, it’s life

11:49 am March 21st, 2008

I know it’s been a hot minute since I have last updated. I’m actually living in the real world right now. I can’t believe I’m able to see the world without the ons and offs that make iVagrancy a career choice.

Now for some unjustifiable rhetoric:

Obama is an idiot. He has a plan for now, but not for later.
Clinton is sadistic. She has a plan for later, but not for now.
McCain is worthless. He thought that if MMA warriors wore padded gloves that the sport would be less dangerous.

Everyone is still stupid. I’m sorry but your iPhones still suck. That is all.