Read between the lines

I sometimes give into trends with great cynicism and joyful glee that I am part of something that everyone and their dog uses to tell the world things about them that are used against you. I figure that I want you all to add me to your monkeysphere so I shall give you some humanizing trivia about myself. I need to go to the dentist. Also, I like The Constitution and think we’re all sheep to some degree. Face the facts fat-ass divorcee, you are part sheep. I’m part sheep, I had debt, I could lose a couple pounds, but only a couple. Also, I am all over the Internet. I’m fucking famous all over the world. I’m only findable on Google, any results on another search engine were stolen without my permission. Trust me, I signed a contract. Additionally, I am against any tax that is not a direct tax or an indirect tax. I work for a company that makes rich people richer. I am not rich, I have too much sex to be rich. Really. Here goes nothing. You should listen to me, it’ll add charisma points.