Archive for August, 2007

AMA

Monday, August 27th, 2007

Every day I walk through the AMA (American Mecial Association) courtyard in downtown Chicago. Every day I see at least 12 people smoking cigarettes what are AMA employees. Proof that they don’t care about your health.  Enjoy your pills.

Ode to the anti-neocon

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

I would like to call them “the other extreme viewpoint on the world and how to manage it.” I’m talking about the liberal-douchebag, the fart sniffing hippie, the political right hand side. You know who you are. Eating organic, daydreaming about bio-diesel, boycotting Starbucks, preaching about your vegan-ism because it gives you [...]

Albert Einstein and I have something in common…

Friday, August 10th, 2007

We both agree with the statement below.
A man must learn to understand the motives of human beings, their illusions, and their sufferings. - Albert E.

Summer Cleaning

Friday, August 10th, 2007

Most sheep get their spring cleaning on. I, myself, employ a cleaning every 6 to 8 weeks. After I clean up my home and life I obsess over my accomplishments. I boast to all who are inferior. I am the cleaning master. Not even Virgo’s can keep up. I [...]